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****************Great Women***************

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-
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Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. -Jan King
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky-
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen-
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird-
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! -Kathy Buckley-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb.....and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-

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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-
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I think---therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem-
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I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. -Marie Corelli-
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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee-
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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt-