The Bible in 50 Words!
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> God made
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> Adam bit
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> Noah arked
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> Abraham split
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> Joseph ruled
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> Jacob fooled
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> Bush talked
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> Moses balked
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> Pharaoh plagued
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> People walked
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> Sea divided
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> Tablets guided
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> Promise landed
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> Saul freaked
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> David peeked
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> Prophets warned
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> Jesus born
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> God walked
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> Love talked
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> Anger crucified
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> Hope died
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> Love rose
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> Spirit flamed
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> Word spread
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> God remained.